To WIN is to Be Loved and Admired by your Peers!

Just winning that sack can bring new life to the winner .. here two time champ and dorky park record holder Felix romancing awestruck LindaMuyLynda

Champion and World Record Holder Felix Corrales prepares to lay a juicy kiss on the coveted bull sack after taking the First Fifth Dorky Golf Tournament

Dorky Park´s own own HeatherKitty again created a BullSack masterpiece .. the award given to the DorkyPark Tourney winners  ..

Harold Durensburger, First Dorky Park Tournament (1st 1st Annual) winner initiates tradition of "Kissing the Sack" .. January 2000. Every year since the winners have kissed the sack in celebration of their grand victory!

2nd 1st Annual  Winner Larry .. aka "El Presdient"  kisses his first  sack .. the first of many .. why hell, he kisses 'em just for the fun of it

Hey waiter, where's my drink ??.. in fact where's my waiter!??   2nd Third Annual Winner Juan finds time to practice between delivering those margaritas at Tata's nextdoor

2nd Second winner Felix Corales .. who, as he is want to remind everyone all the time: World Low Score Record Holder (2-1-1: 4 Total)

Tom Hoopes of Muscatine, Iowa, wins 2nd fourth annual and finally gets to "taste the sack".. Tom is a longtime Casa La Playa visitor .. and each year receives  the "Best Dressed Award" and along with his wife Lynette bring some much needed class to "Dorkylandia"

Every year, the coveted cured bull sack is cleaned, shaved and a trophy designed and prepared by Dorky's own HeatherKitty

The Sack, the coveted (bulls balls) Sack, awarded twice every year to winner of the Dorky Park First and Second Annual Tournaments !

Esteemed Presidente' Larry kisses his second Sack ..winning the First Fourth in early January 2004, beating out "Pinche Pedro" in a sudden death extra three holes overtime .. Pedro botched a shot almost back to his VW Beetle parked behind Casa La Playa and Larry steamed ahead for a magnificent victory and more beer than you would believe .  

The beautiful and highly coveted 1st 3rd Sack Trophy. These sacks are sold in local hardware stores and are used by small businesses to keep change and small parts.  The 1st Third ballsack trophy was the first "unshaven" example .. Dorky's HeatherKitty really prefers that natural look in her bull ball sacks.

 1st 2nd  Annual Dorky Park Sack .. clean shaven .. smooth 

Stig Kleven, Norwegian Olympic wrestler with proud wife Ingrid. Stig was the winner of the1st 3rd Annual Dorky Tournament.   

Pinche Pedro checking out very large bull sack as potential trophy .. this sack, unfortunately, was not for sale as it is the largest ever seen in these parts ..

Dorky Park is open to people of all races, incomes and sexual predispostions. Everyone except snobs. Participants who make course par (11) are given a place on the Dorky "Wall'o'Fame"  ! Play Dorky ..Be Dorky Get on the Dorky Wall

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