Dorky World Champ (4)  Felix Corrales on the beach getting ready to go fishing .. to earn money to open Mariscos Corrales .. it´s a long story .. don´t hold your breath .. picture taken January 20 .. sunrise

A Dorky Man Never Stands So Tall as When He Stoops to Teach a Dorky Kid Secrets of the Dorky Way .. Seconds to Learn .. A Lifetime of Dorkiness

Sergio smiles while playing the new time sucker .. I mean game .. ring and hook ..

Esteemed President Larry watching ring going for hook .. Dorky Parks latest time sucker  .. I mean diversion

Here Seattle´s Matt Peterson lines up the difficult long shot home .. to third and final hole in Dorkylanida

The beautiful Heather Kitty designed Dorky Park graphic on bottom of Dorky Park pool  (for cleanng sand off feet before entering the sparkling clean Casa La Playa rooms) .. a  celebration of the gracious Dorky Way of Living !

Is that Marge Simpson visiting Dorky!? .. NO! that's Queen Dork Zella with real a Dorky injury !Australian Phil trying to chip strongly out of the rough pitched the ball directly into Zella's upper lip  ... ouch ... and you thought Dorky Park was a joke!

Dorkiness comes in many forms .. here a classic "happy face" hair style on Aussie Phil, the man who knocked queen Zella with a golf ball causing her to become, for a short period, a Marge Simpson lookalike!.

Casa La Playa Dorky Park all dressed up for Tournament day 2003  . muy festivo! Muy Baracho .. muy loco! Each balloon means one beer drunk by Larry in anticipation of the big day

Spunky Monkey .. a Canadian competitor - foto courtesy of Silva in Toronto ..

Norwegians seem to really favor Mexico . especially in the winter. Could it be that in the winter they are freezing their asses off and  pretending to like all that cross-country skiing in sub zero weather? Here HeathreKitty romancing Magnus Dehli, juggler and math freak from Oslo area 

Pinche Pedro with world record bull-sack .. or as Queen Zella said .."in your dreams Bradshaw !!"  The cured bull sacks are sold in hardware stores around Mexico.. Our own Heather Kitty has honed her skills shaving and decorating sacks as tropies for annual Dorky Tourney's                                                                              

Pedro watering  beautiful Dorky Park beachside garden entry .. with grandaughter Lily Howard. Zihuatanejo's lush tropical environment starts to dry out during Dorky high season  (January-April).. and attention to watering is a must!  

Larry prepares for Dorky 1st Third ..grooming and decorating                                                           Larry's strategy was to get rival Felix drunk before the Tourney started .. instead Larry drank a beer for every balloon he put up for decorations .. twenty or so balloons (and beers later) the Tourney started .. Larry had launched early .. and still no Felix .." Dorky Life" personified.

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