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DORKY PARK 2008 UPDATE .. Dorky Life Continues in 2008! 



Pedro on Christmas Eve  2007 Aquavit with fellow DORKS

Down but not out .. The Dorks of Dorky Park still come to Zihuatanejo .. Or esteemed President Larry has moved twice and now resides over by the Comex store .. Pedro, Kitty, Zella and other core members have taken up on the third floor of the AVILA HOTEL ..



Larry's place in 2007 before getting Kicked OUT!


Larry's Artistic Gardens


Joel (relatively new Dork) , Chelsea, HeatherKitty, Joan and Charolette .. Dorks ALL!  .. Arriving in December 2007 for Dorky Fun


Another new DORK .. Emma Howard .. daughter of original pioneer dorks .. Seth  and Tara


Another new Dork !.. Charolotte .. daughter of Matt and Chelsea Petersen .. pioneer dorks


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There were all kinds of rumors about Larry's critical condition .. in fact .. he was released three days later and told to cut down on his drinking and smoking and to EAT.  Obdulia .. current chief at Casa La Playa .. told Larry he had to go elsewhere.. Gentleman waiter Sergio found Larry new digs two blocks back .. it is a funky room.  Larry's office is in front .. a construction site on hold 

His room resembles DorkyPark .. he still holds court in "Little Beirut" all day and into the evening .. he sweeps, has made friends with local kids (he put aup a basketball net) .. he survives ..

A wake was held on December 27th .. NoNo .. felix' lovely daughter made a pinata, Dorky dork regulars atteneded .. incuding the Leon-Mendoza family from Morelia, Rene' fron Rana Rene Restaurant .. Heather and Joan .. Pedro and Zella, Barry (last year's winner)


Larry and Abel Campos-Leon discuss the "x-ing" out of Dorky "Wall of  Fame"

NoNo, Felix Corrale's lovely daughter working pinatas .. she made the DorkyPark wake pinata .. and only charged us slightly more than she charges others



After the wake Larry attened party at Tata's and sang a rousing rendtion of "I Did it My Way"

The Pinata breaking climaxed the wake party on the 27th .. itcontained Marlboros, lighters, condoms and various other adult dorky items

Heather broke one of the clubs while attempting to free the dorkystuff from the Pinata



Pedro .. Webmaster and  President of the DorkyPark Secondary Products Division .. last trip to check out the bull sacks


BREAKING SAD NEWS .. Sergio Castro (left) died .. August 4, 2005



Zihuatanejo won’t be the same without Sergio Castro.  Sergio died after an operation for infections in his stomach and intestines. He was the patriarch of one of the town’s oldest families .. Sergio was the owner of Casa La Playa .. the last of the town’s “old style” waterfront places .. his home was comfortable and the 7 rental rooms were a favorite of budget travelers and regular “snowbirds” from Canada and the USA. 
 


 

Things never changed much at Casa La Playa .. which is as he and the regulars wanted it. I broke the lid on the toilet in room #3 in 1990 .. the improvised wooden lid he had made is still there to this day ..

 

Sergio had many friends .. locals like fisherman and raconteur Felix Corrales hung out with him and did odd jobs around the Huespuedes (guest house) in exchange for beer. Sergio sat for hours a day at the table in the garden next to he kitchen.. smoking and drinking beer.

 

It has been said that Sergio had the first refrigerator (in the 50’s) for chilling beer in Zihuatanejo. This propane powered machine kept beer cold for tourists and friends. To keep it simple Sergio worked on an honor system .. hold on to your beer caps and pay when ready.

 

Sergio is survived by a sister, brother .. his woman Obdulia and beloved daughter Hercelia. He also was very close to regular renters like Tom, Peter, Zella, Heather, Stix, Joan and most of all: the son he never had: Larry from Branford, Ontario, Canada.


The incredible 2nd 5th trophy .. back side has wonderful "Daphne the Dorky Dolphin" graphic


Our honored 5th Dork of the Week for 2005 Felix Corrales  this picture taken about 1964 .. Felix was skipped ahead two years at "Prepa" and atteneded technical school in Manzanillo studying fishing science. The siren call of the 60's cut short his advanced education and called him back to Zihuatanejo where he played music and charmed the women and drank the odd beer 


Certainly the ULTIMATE DORK ... Felix Corrales .. husband, fisherman, father, handyman,  restaurant owner (the soon to open: "Mariscos Corrales"), dorky golf champ, dorky world record holder, rock and roll musician, singer, positive spirit .. the soul of Dorky Park and our 5th Dork of the Week for 2005


Here Felix in the 80's with family members .. including cousin and good friend who died recently


Felix in profile .. someone who cannot be missed .. once met,  never forgotten ..










Felix as a younger beer drinker .. it humbles the imagination to guess how many cervezas he has put away long life in Zihuatanejo

Felix has won several Dorky tourney's .. and holds the course record of 4 .. (2.1.1)

Always there with a laugh  .. here with "Cahoolie of the Poolie" hanging out at the public bathrooms

Felix's  new "trike" .. Felix keeps everything working at DorkyPark .. he is a carpenter, plumber, electrician cement worker and all around "handyman" .. he is the go to guy at Casa La Playa  

Felix's son "PaPa" has a great fishing boat .. "F/V Monserrat" .. Felix can be seen almost every midday checking the horizon for PaPa safe return

Felix charms guests at Dorky Park .. here with "Lynda  Muy Linda" from Calgary

Fisherman, friend, joker, husband, father and the honored 5th Dork of the  Week for 2005 -- congrats Amigo  .. we all love ya!


Coming Soon 2nd 5th Annual Dorky Tourney ..

Many people don't know that Dorky Park is really just the front courtyard of Casa Huespedes (Guest House) de La Playa.. owned by Sergio Castro .. who we are proud to name 2005´s 3rd   Dork of the Week

Sergio Castro started out in the 1950´s He was the first person in Zihuatanejo with chilled beer for sale all day long .. he had a  propane refrigerator .. and he asked only that people keep their bottle caps and pay when they were finished drinking .. an honor system as it were  .. today .. he has an electric refrigerator .. he still sells beer on the honor system and still keeps track of  his product by sampling during the day ..lt is like a world where time moves slowly ... we like it that way

 We  make fun of Sergio .. but we must never forget and always appreciate that he has kept Casa La Playa the same for 50 years .. no fancy upgrades (but for the odd coat of paint)  no silly remodelizations .. The Zihuatanejo  buildings on the beach front used to all look much like Casa La Playa today  .. it is a museum .. a historical landmark .. it is our Mexican home .. our heartfelt thanks to Sergio .. Felicidaes to our Amigo Sergio Castro !


Play Dorky .. Be Dorky  .. 2nd 5th Annual Coming Soon !

Announcing with great enthusiasm : Barry .. Manitoba Humanitarian (noted for his work with young people) .. runner up in Dorky 1st 5th Annual .. Champ of the new Ring and Hook Game and all around gentleman and good guy! 

Here Manitoba Humanitarian Barry helps Tata´s youngest learn the "ins and outs" of the dorky world .. Barry spends hours a day and night helping guide the young people towards a better life ..



Zella Jeannette .. founding member of Dorky Dark, chief and now unquestionably Queen Dork ..shot a season course record low score of 5 today .. January 6 .. including back to back holes--in-one on the second and extremely difficult third hole .. the third hole hole-in-one was the first in the Dorky 2004-2005 season .. and only the 4th or 5th hole in one on that hole in the course history .. FELICIDADES AND ALL BOW DOWN TO OUR QUEEN OF THE DORKS ZELLA JEANNETTE!


The fabulous Gaby Enríquez from Mexico City impressed all with her smile and athletic determination .. she scored a 7 in her thrid dorky park outing .. Gaby is a dancer and chilanga bon vivant ..

Zihua Fisherman FELIX CORRALES celebrates another Dorky victory ..  with his niece .. celebrating with a  official DorkyPark bottle coozie chilled beer and  his newly won BullSack

See the new "Dorky Tournament Action" page for more 1st 5th news and pictures

Felix Corrales, world record holder on the Dorky links (4) seen here with Linda from Calgary .. a Dorky love blossoms 


An Iguana dropped from Casa La Playa roof to the breezway yesterday  while the Dorks were talking and playing .. "Kasplat"  He hung around for about 5 minutes getting his proverbial Dorky bearings ...  then meandered off ..

Willa Explains the Fine Art of Living Well . Her Husband Larry .. Dork of the Week .. both celebrating 6 months cigarette free  - a Big Dorky Salute!

BREAKING NEWS  .. DORKY PRESIDENT DETAINED BY ZIHUA POLICE ! ! !..

 It had to happen .. the mantra to Larry has been for years:  Do not leave the Dorky compound do not leave the Dorky compound . Saturday night Larry decided to visit several bars and to drink more than several beers and of course, get to know bnetter some of the locals .. sensing the call of nature .. toiletwise .. he found a particularly filthy toilet and this sent the hygenic Canadian to the streets and then to a park to .. take a pee .. unfortunately at the exact time the Zuhua police noticed his using of a Mexican park as a toilet .. Larry was detained but unable to "stop the flow" as it were .. trying to reach for his 100 peso fine (called mordida) while the flow continued to the frustration of the police.. after he was finally finished .. the money changed hands and Larry was released .. Larry .. Do Not Leave The Compund!!!!

.. Zella and Pedro arrived in their Dorkymobile December 1st .. a new DorkyWall was paintedby Francisco Bella-Flores .. Larry seen drinking beer .. Felix seen drinking beer .. Zella too .. Pedro in Hammock

Zella .. hanging her beer opener .. a favorite part of the Opening (Opener?) Ceremony

Larry .. painter guy .. getting furniture and trim ready for new Dorky Seasson


Pedro settle into his "office"















Larry, Francisco, Pedro and Manuel .. artist and supervisors



Dorky Park honors a truly great Dorky .. Larry Strong ..Larry is a retired fireman (33 years!) and ex-employee of the of the Atomic Energy Commission. He and his charming wife Willa are from Graham, Washington and have been coming to Zihua since 1982 - they are truly "old timers" .. Larry loves the relaxation he experiences in Zihua .. Larry loves to fish and to crab .. Larry's lovely wife Willa holds the course record at Dorky Park for most strokes .. Great husband that he is .. Larry built, this summer, a mini Dorky Park at their home so that Willa can practice and be competative in the next Dorky Invitational.

Larry, when not in Zihuatanejo and at Droky Park .. loves to hunt the elusive Dunganess crab .. here he is shown with a couple of "big'uns"

Here, a slightly loaded Larry, participating in Dorky 4 ..

Here, a rare picture of the 2 Larry's  .. our esteemed President, Founder and Chief Dork Larry from Canada and that gentleman fireman .. Larry from Washington  taken at Dorky Third ..


Every so often we honor dorky park club members .. come visit .. you too might someday have the honor of being a "Dork of the Week"


Curtis DOW .. this says it all

Our Third Dork of the Week August 2004... Curtis from Salem don't Inhale'em Oregon!! That's Curtis standing next to the white chicken in the Blue Dorky Park Cap ..

Your "Dorks" come in different forms. Curtis is a classical musician (a master bass player ) and owner of  Aquilausa (see www.aquilausa.com) .. a purveyor  of  gut strings for historical or unusual stringed instruments.

Curtis is an annual Christmas-New Years holiday visitor to Zihuatanejo. He visits with his wonderful gal, Silva of Toronto as in Canada. They met in Zihua and built an internet relationshiop which blossomed into the sorted affair they live today! They are TresMarias folks (across  the bridge to La Noria): they are hardcore dorky park members, often found playing intensive games or drinking early morning coffee with Pedro and Zella .. Curtis dreams dorky. Curtis knows his way around older Mercedes Benz' cars ..Curtis is a great fotographer and a collector of some pretty weird stuff ..The presence of  of Curtis and Silva at dorky park threatens to bring an unusual bit of class to our funky totally third class operation  .. Felicidades Curtis .. your DOW Cap awaits.

Find the dork among the clowns ..



"Cahoolie"  honored Dorky Park 2nd "Dork of the Week" .. Cahoolie brings a cheerful spirit and highly animated physical presence to our Dorky World .. between climbing coconut trees and setting up tables for beachfront restaurants .. Cahoolie works hard and plays hard   ...   Here .. overserved before 1st 2nd Annual



Three time 2nd place finisher in Dorky Park Invitationals .. Stix continues to be a stalwart, devoted Dorky Park supporter

Stix with "El Presidente"  after the 2nd Fourth Annual Invitational .. these guys know their beer and easily together consumed most of the beer shown here .. if I'm lyin' I'm dyin'.              Playing Dorky, as Larry says: "requires 2% concentration and the other 99% is all
mental! (that's Dorky mathematics people). 

Stix and Larry rarely leave Casa La Playa Dorky Park .. for a variety of reasons centering around beer availability, temperature, beer cost .. here a rare foto of Larry and Stix sans beer and "recreating" at Playa Larga

Canadian Larry is the soul of Dorky Park .. this guy built Dorky Park, grooms Dorky, brings all the prizes for Dorky Tourneys. He is guy knows Dorky; this guy lives and breathes Dorky: this is the KING of DORKS

This wonderful little watercolor painting is of the front entrance to Casa La Playa-Dorky Park with Queen of the Dorks (Zella) in her "brilliant" chair in her rightful reading  and resting postion. Painted by bon vivant  Ron Hunt who visits Zihuatanejo every year

Go ahead, laugh .. a three hole sand putt putt course in downtown Zihuatanejo is not a place you'd expect to attract folks from all over the world!  But twice every year Dorky Park Invitational International tournaments are held on this course. Hey, it's better than hanging out at pay toilets!

Dorky 3rd Hole especially groomed for Dorky 1st Third Annual Invitational in January of 2003 ..

 

This is Pete Dorschner (aka "Dorky") Dorky namesake and the man who  visited Mexico many years ago and who suggested to our President, Larry, that instead of just drinking beer all day long, maybe he should play golf and drink beer all day long! That year (1999) Larry brought down a bunch of golf balls, several cat food cans (for holes) and two old putters and built the course in the courtyard of Casa La Playa  

Dorky is not all beer and golf .. well, in fact, yes it is all beer and golf .. A Toast to ya Dorky .. it was an idea that changed the world!

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